Sunday, May 9, 2010

JEJEMONS vs. JEJEBUSTERS.



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1. Jejedex

Portmanteau of the words: Jejemon and Index, it is a device used by most filipinos to distinguish certain specific characteristics among Jejemons.
an example of jejemon type distinguished by the Jejedex

Jejecap Jejemons: People who own a with weird rainbow-styled cap but not wear it. They just put it on top of their heads.

2. jejemon


1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to erad...
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3. jejetyping

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1. a form of typing used by jejemons to communicate with one another.

2. one way of abusing your computer keyboard's caps lock and shift buttons.

3. one way of butchering the Filipino language by typing in unnecessary letters in Filipino words and typing them in a way that only jejemons or people who have studied jejetyping as a major (or a minor maybe) back in college to understand how these kind of peoples communicate in their own "special" language.
1.jejemon1: hI MiSs, caN I hVe Ur NmEnDNUMbeR, n0h?

jejemon2: N0H wy, U'rE sO jOlOGZ WItH D wy U TyPe

P0Wh...

jejetyping the way jejemons like their sentences.

2. damn, with the way these jejemons type, they're gonna bust their keyboard's caps lock and shift keys! stupid jejetyping!

3. Aq ANg HipHop superstaR NG tondo bHeYBiE LoLz!

jejetyping for: ako ang hiphop superstar ng tondo baby!
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4. jeje

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The fact that i am so fed up with native asians, mainly from the ISLAS FILIPINAS that always says KILL JEJEMONS or stop JEJE.

As you all know, if those dull asians can't bear to see the jejeje or jajajaja, as we can't also bear their freakin asian korean boybands, those chinky eyed boluos.

jejeje or jajaja is our way (LATINO/ESPAÑOLES) to laugh over the internet, movíl etc.

It's not that we're dumb, you guys just don't know how we pronounce.

Native filipinos adapted this because they are proud to be somehow hispanic. (i appreciate that)

I am CASTIZO-ESPAÑOL myself, and i use this jejeje even my mates in ESPAÑA.

The fact that 'Native filipinos' (not real filipinos because real filipinos are mestizos & castizos) excessively use this jeje y jaja too often.

We (españoles y latinos) use this moderately not like native filipinos.

NOTE:
If some 'ASIAN' or NATIVE FILIPINA y 'KOREAN ADDICTS' is reading this and you'll give me thumbs down_
All 'SPANISH' speaking countries HATES YOU! be damned as roughly over 450+ million
ESPAÑOLES/MESTIZAJES/LATINOS and all WILL HATE YOU!

ALL LATINOS/ESPAÑOLES EN TODO EL MUNDO, HAZ CLICK EN EL MANO ARRIBA!
Filipino: uyyy miss, puede pahingi ng # mo? jejejeje

---------------------EN CASTELLANO-------------------

Mestizo: eiiii chica, si puedes pasamelo su #? jejejeje
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5. Jejemitis

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noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.
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6. Trademarkism Syndrome

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is a known internet-mobile fling of people trying to get anointed for some "things" they ought to create over the net or via text messages. A primordial dilemma to oversee an unknown assault to self-esteem. People having these trait that went to a blissful syndrome have blank piece of self-esteem, trying to conjure a trademark which has gone mundane.
Trademarkism syndrome includes people who create symbols and tag a trade over them, so that they will be able to boost their low-class esteem to something more reasonable dilemma which for them is neither wrong or erroneous. Jejemon typing.
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7. jejebusters

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most of em are grammar nazis, theyre the group of people who supposed to teach jejemon how to type/text neatly/correct.. instead of teachin these jejemons, jejebusters curse and cuss a lot.. which is wrong, and way stupid than the jejemon's writing.. while some, just hate jejemons even when they have no idea what that is.. they just want to be "IN" or popular..

and last, these people are humans who cant respect their own race..
jejemon fanpage: eOwzZ pfUeh! nUh pfOeh 6wAh niUh lhT!? *heLLow! whUt rR u gUyzZ dOin6?!*
jejebusters: putang ina mo! mamatay ka na! *MOFO GO DIE!*
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