Thursday, June 11, 2009

Here's LOOKING at YOU, HAYDEN! Gotcha, We CAUGHT YOU with your PANTS DOWN!

Hey, HAYDEN.
I am dedicating this to you.
To err is human.
The damage's done, and life goes on.
But it's time you show penance and begin your journey to redemption
to ease your own conscience and peace of mind.
You were caught with your pants down when a slew of your private videos documentating your sexual peccadilloes were leaked into cyberspace.
You should have known better than to believe anyone, remember - your closest allies never intended to have your horny dalliances stashed away quietly.
Trust no one with kinky secrets,
You cannot force love on anyone.
The best thing is to be someone who can be loved and the rest is up to them.
Well, the Netizens are up in arms with your expose and are gaming to nail you down.
You win some, you lose some.
Perhaps there's a moral out there that we can derive from your problems,
For one, LOVE in its final embers can still scorch you with pain when it goes awry.
SEX is an intimacy and when it's EXPLOITED, hell knoweth no fury like a woman (or a man) scorned.
We are grateful that we are learning from you.
It's a stark pointer that we should never to take sexual matters for granted.
When you are a celebrity-in-love, ensure that your partner is not a fetish freak before you fornicate mindlessly.
Because there's a price to pay for the frolicking.
The entertainment world is besotted with SHAMS, SCAMS, THRILLS AND SPILLS.
You are for REAL.
I just remember this:
My friend, ADOLFO ALIX JR a young and much sought after PINOY feature film director has a potential movie project in mind.
We discussed it.
It's called PORNO, a sexy tale exploring sleaze in the porn industry, about voyeuristic pleasures, slamming tight the lid on the unscrupulous crooks who rig cameras in lesser known motels to shoot unsuspecting couples fornicating.
By ADOLFO's own admission, " The plot weaves around three leading characters - one who works for porn, one who acts in porn and one who buys porn."
Next?
In REEL, these sharks then transfer the "taped actions" direct into DVDs for mass distribution and consumption.
Aren't they not doing the same thing in REAL?
This project was discussed long before your sex scandal surfaced.
And the most appropriate choice for the lead role would of course go to you, HAYDEN KHO (thumbs up), now infamous for your notorious online sex romps.
ART IMITATING LIFE?
Surely!
If Boys are boys, then
MEN WILL always BE MEN, right?
MEN belong to the dominant specie.
They are the hunters,
They are more daring and explicit .....
Definitely more adventurous.
No holds barred?
Sure, challenges accepted.
CHANGING IN THE OPEN?
MAKING HOT SEX IN DARK ALLEYS?
SKINNY DIPPING IN SOME QUIET LAKES?
FILMING YOURSELF BALLING YOUR GIRL FRIENDS?
So the FETISH in you is still egging you to take the plunge?
You're rearing to go again?
Be careful, because unseen eyes may be trailing your sly movements with cameras.
Hungry voyeuristic eyes may be feasting deliciously on your glorious genitals.
You may just be the roast meat for the drool.
Or maybe, you may have this FETISH of secretly enjoy immensely, the thrills of being watched.
But do spare a kind thought for your unknowing, participating girl friends (they're innocent) -
Just like the notorious SEX VIDEO SCANDALS of Hong Kong EDISON CHEN and YOURS, of course.
Not forgetting your bevy of beautiful actresses.
Roll over, buster.
IT'S TIME YOU WISE UP.
CHEAP THRILLS ALWAYS COME WITH A PRICE.
So indulge wisely.
It's common to read online of frustrated blokes who always feel so liberated to the extent of wanting to "flash" themselves in public, wanting to run down the streets or ejaculating in a shop frequented by females NAKED AND SUNDRY.
It must be the stress of modern day living taking its toll.
Take note that thrills come with spills.
There's always a price tag for wrong doings.
EVERYTHING IS RELIGIOUSLY INCORRECT.
MEN MAY BE MEN.
But hey -
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU DUDE!
GOTCHA,
CAUGHT YOU IN YOUR NAUGHTY ACT .....
Oh no, not again!