JONATHAN ORBUDA IS PRO PREMARITAL SEX

Premarital sex is very common in teenager. I think in the eyesight of GOD it is bad. But theres a philosophy state that "FEAR IS A MOTHER OF MORALITY". So for me it is good coz being myself i had already experience that and i admit that. MEN are polygamous in nature. But in my experienced that was on my teenage year. I dont look up towards what will happen next,what is the consequence. There are also teenagers like me what i did the same.They also practice premarital sex. In my perception it is part of our development being a human even in the sight of others it is wrong!Its a huge hypocrasy when teenager denied it. Its common in our society and im not against toward it. Teenager did this thing are those macrominded human being. Its up to us on how to handle the next event,for as long as you are responsible enough. I do believe that "what comes around,goes around". Being myself i use to practiced those things but i also consider my future. Im not against nor support. It has something to do with responsibility. Maturity is one factor must needed before you execute premarital sex and knowledge. Age doesnt matter, the important is you are capable to manage if what will happen next. Therefore i conclude that those critisizing premarital sex are not open minded and they are pretending to be a conservative. They are not adopting the flow of the society right now!

THIS IS JOKE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR FILIPINO)

sana sina GMA andGarci, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...

GMA: Hallooo Gracia!
Garci: Yes mother! Nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek-ek!
GMA: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga tienes-tienes,carry na ba?Garci: Winnie santos mama! Wiz na worry! Eclavou na ever!
GMA: Ang tarush! Babush!

Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
Erap: 5 months!
Juan: Ang tagal naman!Erap Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"


ERap: Lintik na ibon yon...Iniputan ako!
Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yungpwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!


FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India ....10 feet na snake...
Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganonkatanga ...wala namang feet ang snake noh!Gagong Toh!


Erap calling emergency hotline:Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birthand turning blue....

.Operator: CAlm down sir! Is this her first baby?
Erap: Gago! This is her father


Erap: Tamad! Di ba sabi ko sayo diligan moang mga halaman!Hardinero: Sir, umuulan naman po kasi eh!
Erap: Magpapalusot ka pa! Tanga!.....Eh di magkapote ka!

Era: Doc, I accidentally swalloed a chicken bone!
Doctor: Is it pchoking?
Erap: No doc. It's Max's!
Doctor: I didn't mean chowking. I said, are you choking?
Erap: No doc, I'm serious

GMA: I'm planning to stop poverty and mass starvation
.Erap: Alam mo Gloria..yung poverty madaling pigilin...pero ang MAsturbation... Aba eh magisip-isip ka muna...human rights violation yan!

Erap: Lintik na shampoo to ayaw bumula
Maid: Sir eh hindi pa po basa buhok niyo
Erap : eh for Dry Hair nga eh.


Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol... Tarantasiyang lumabas na hubo't hubad......
Guard: Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin....
Erap: Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No!



Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!!
Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun...
Anak: ano po??Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!


Anak: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANK TRAK..
Tatay: anong dantrak??
Anak: yung pong trak na sampu ang gulong na karga buhangin...
Tatay: hindi dantrak yan... "TEN MILLER!!"


A Colegiala was interviewed...
Question: whats the difference between a penis and a Kamote?
Colegiala: yak naman!!! as in hellooo?? I dont eat kamote noh.. how can i compare?!


A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The baby asked, "does this mean I'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "of course not!!!! negrang to!!!. ambisyosa! paniki ka!!!"


PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.

Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.

PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!


Kuwentong makahayop
May isang manok naubod ng libog. Sa bukid, lahat pinapatos niya. Ang baboy, bibe, kambing at pati baka...
Kaya sinabi ng mga hayop sa manok...
" hay naku manok, mangisay ka sana sa sobrang libog mo!!!!"
Isang araw, nakita ng mga hayop ang manok na nakahandusay sa lupa at nangingisay..
Hayop: buti nga sa iyo!!! Mamatay ka sa libog!!!
Manok: mga ulol!!! Antayin niyo ako!! Pagkatapos ko dito sa LANGGAM yari kayo!!!



May nakikita sa akin sa dalampasigan...
"malungkot at nag-iisa"
Sabi niya..
" kung mahal mo siya bakit hindi mo ipadama"
Sumagot ako..
"Adik ka ba??? Naiwan ako sa outing!!!
Mahal ka dyan!!!!"

CBC DAY AT THE SAME TIME VALINTINES DAY AT URSB

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CBC DAY AT THE SAME TIME VALINTINES DAY AT URSB

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to be continue